feeling like betraying my old habits and demons

(how can i change the font to cambria)

glittersword:

thatonepinkdress900:

thefistoinitiative:

charlie brooker literally said in the post-emmys interview that he initially tried to write san junipero about a heterosexual couple and it kinda sucked and he switched them to a same-sex couple and it immediately became much better and also easier to write and he finished it with ‘so that’s my writing tip’… the only true ally

ah yes, because everything gay is automatically better. //s

it sure is bitch!

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punkfather:

punkfather:

Working at hot topic is so fucking surreal

I made this post because today two guys came into the store and one kept purposely referencing Rick and Morty, while the other had never seen the show and the first guy was trying to make it seem like an awful thing that guy 2 had never seen it and was thinking he was superior for knowing a bunch of useless facts about the show. Meanwhile guy 2 looked visibly uncomfortable. While his was happening, some girls were arguing saying “you can’t be a fan of supernatural if you’ve only seen 4 seasons”.

I felt like I was living out a fucking tumblr post and I’m only keeping this job to get a discount on jeans

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manicpixiedreamdruid:

pervocracy:

Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times!  I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!

Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE

Our entire generation: WE WANTED FUCKING SPACE TRAVEL WHA T T H E FUUCKS

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molly-lou-melon:

meckamecha:

invincibleredshirt:

2007: you are a pirate

2012: cooking by the book

2016: we are number one

science proves that a new lazytown meme reveals itself once about every four years. what will the the 2020 lazytown meme be? only time will tell

No, the rate is increasing. The new one will be in 2019, then 2021, then 2022. By 2024 we could be seeing a new Lazytown meme every six hours.

lazy town memes but every time a new one happens it gets faster

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